![]() "Headhunting in Oregon / The King and Queen of Cheese" Dad: We're going to Oregon to find some head hunters. "Space Cow / The Legend of Sailcat" Chicken: They'd never let you go in outer space. Mom: Oh Chicken! You don't get cooties from being kissed listen to Father! Chicken: You don't? Dad: No son. "Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies" Winney: Hi Chicken! I like your wattle! Do you clean it with special soap to make it so shiny?! The Red Guy: Is there a real orthodontist in the house? "Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow" Cow: I'm a big fat loser! Chicken: I could have told you the big and fat part. Chicken: Oh, I wish we could, but we have already rented you out as a Satellite Tracking Dish. Now can you take off mine?! That was the deal. The Red Guy: Okay, I did what you said, I removed the braces off everybody. Well, at least that's what the pantsless policeman said. Teacher: Nothing is more important than straight teeth. "Orthodontic Police / Cow with Four Eyes" The Red Guy: What are you people, a bunch of communists? "The Ugliest Weenie" Red Guy: Oh, we're flat out of time! Stay tuned after the commercial break! And maybe we'll show you the rest of the play! Or maybe we'll fill the time up with even more commercials! Ĭow: Didn't you remember mom always says we should never run into a burning school auditorium? Chicken: It must've slipped my mind! The Red Guy: Got any scabs?! They could be worth gold. "Confused / The Molting Fairy" Cow: Mom always says not to go to the carnival naked. The Red Guy: "Corn-Cobb Man"?! There's a lotta sick people in this town. The Red Guy: Superheroes, are your leotards starting to stink? Is your booties getting brittle? IS YOUR CAPE KIND OF CRUDDY?! Well, come on over to Hiney Beau Dry Cleaners, where if you're a superhero, your CLEANING is free! Dad: Sweetheart, we've only been gone half an hour for Chicken's parent-teacher conference. Dad: Will you be needing anything while we're away? Boneless Chicken: Sure, how 'bout a spine for my limp and lifeless body? Ĭow: Oh, Mom and Dad! I missed you both so much these long months of being marooned. Who can say, really?ĭad: Oh, Boneless, you always kill us! Boneless Chicken: Ah, go on. "Alive! / Who Is Supercow?" Mom: Where would we be without you, Boneless Chicken? Boneless Chicken: Where? Well, you'd be up a creek without a paddle or burning your bridges before they're hatched. Hiney! When do I get paid for this gig? The Red Guy: Oh, you won't need any money where you're going, little fella. Chunks: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU MAN?! CAN'T YOU READ?! "NO CHICKEN MILK!!"Ĭhicken: Hey, Mr. I'll make money to buy Crabs the Warthog Chicken: You think they want your milk? It says the finest cows on Earth, not Mars!ĭr. Chicken: I know what he said I did time at the big house 'cause I pantsed the guard! "Supermodel Cow / Part Time Job" Cow: That's it! I'll get a part-time job at the milk farm. She only makes it on Tuesdays it's my favorite!ĭad: Chicken, the warden of Folsom Prison just called. The Red Guy starts laughing and flashes his butt a little Season 1 "Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues / Girls' Bathroom" Cow: Chicken, that is a good way to lose a beak! Chicken: Ah, shut up, Cow! Mind your own Beeswax! What?Ĭhicken: Jailbreak! Guard: Sound the alarm! Lockdown!Ĭhicken: I gotta be home by 8:00 or I'm in big trouble! Anyhow, Mom is making pork butts and taters. Theme song Chicken: Mama had a chicken!Ĭow & Chicken: Dad was proud, and he didn't care how! 5.2 The Cow and Chicken Blues/The Ballad of Cow and Chicken.3.4 "The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / The Exchange Stüdent".3.3 "Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari".3.2 "Tounge Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken".3.1 "Fluffy the Anaconda / The Laughing Puddle".2.10 "Headhunting in Oregon / The King and Queen of Cheese".2.9 "Space Cow / The Legend of Sailcat".2.8 "Chicken's First Kiss / Squirt the Daisies".2.7 "Cow Instincts, Don't It? / Ballerina Cow".2.6 "Orthodontic Police / Cow with Four Eyes".2.1 "Field Trip to Folsom Prison Blues / Girls' Bathroom". ![]()
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